The Most "Phenomenally Stupid" Court Case, Ever
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Situation: Jordan Cardella of Milwaukee wants to win back his gal. Jordan is just certain, that being shot will do the trick.
Complication: Jordan, alas, a felon, isn't allowed to handle firearms.
Solution: Jordan gets a "friend" top pull the trigger, by promising money or pain pills. I'd have thought he'd want to hang on to the pain pills.
Result #1: Jordan gets shot, lands in hospital.
Result #2: Jordan and "friend" get sentenced to two years probation, plus 100 hours of community service.
Epilogue: prosecutor calls case "the most phenomenally stupid" case he's ever experienced.
No. Ex gal-pal does not visit moron in hospital. Love hurts.
