His Ex Told Him 'Tanks, But No Tanks'

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Shaun Mitchell should be quite a catch: he's 44, has steady work, a place of his own, and doesn't smoke.

...Except, I'm guessing, when he fires up the engine on the armored tank in his back yard. It's next to the Jeep... and the anti-aircraft gun.

Shaun lives somewhere in the U.K. Metro.co.uk  found him. Come on, ladies: this is your chance. No other guy is ever going to mess with you, when you drive up at the dance in Shaun's ride. And is it just me, or does the camouflage on his tank (above) look like a mat of pink roses? So he's a romantic, too!