Helmet Up, People!

He isn't wearing skates, but we made him wear the helmet anyway.

The Ripon Powerplay Arena is hosting a Hockey Jamboree, which is an excellent chance for us to mock Alan with our favorite lines from "Slapshot" while he tries to make a goal.

Yes, the weather is basically the exact opposite of fun. We sent Michael Marks out to the Farmers' Markets to see if there's any deliciousness worth braving the rain for. Spoiler Alert: Oh yes.