Theron's Blog: Wow I'm Old

Yesterday I experienced a "Wow, I'm Old" moment. Now I know relatively speaking I am not that old, I am only 28. But after fighting a war and having multiple surgeries, my body isn't what it used to be. I went snowboarding after the show yesterday and there were a ton of younger kids and teenagers out due to all of the schools still being cancelled. I remember when I was their age I would do all the crazy things like do tricks off of some jumps and slide across some rails they had built into the snow. Well those days are far behind me. After about 2 hours out on the hill I was cut off by a little kid causing me to fall on my ass…. Hard! Well I had a tingling sensation go up my body from my knees to my neck and last for about 5 minutes. As soon as I got up I headed right for the lobby to find the bar and have a stiff drink. Overall I was at the hill for about 5 hours…. I only snowboarded for about 3 of those. Thank goodness there was a bar that I could sit at to ease some of my pains. Today I hurt everywhere, My chest hurts, both of my knees hurt and I can't turn my neck from side to side. I really wish I could go back to the 13 year old Theron and slap him for saying I wish I would grow up faster... Cause this sucks! What was your "Wow, I'm Old" moment?