Karsch And Anderson Top Ten 5-6-11

Why isn't "Uncle Mo" racing at the Kentucky Derby?
10. He got a STD from sjp... Mike from the valley
9. What's wrong with Uncle Moe? Maybe it has something to do with the "hay" he picked up from Willie Nelson - Ed in A2
8. Uncle mo woke up with paws and a face tattoo this morning. - Kyle
7. Why is uncle month not running? |Because they knew they had Rebecca lobo on standby. Steve from Wayne.
6. What's wrong with Uncle Mo? He was out late celebrating Paw's birthday last night, and we all know what Tiger blood does! -Dan in Livonia
5. Old Mo has been vomiting for days after watching the video "Two Phillies, One trough." Nick in Clinton twp
4. what's ailing uncle mo? His brothers, Larry and curly, poked him in the eyes and bopped him on the head. Brain in r.o.
3. Uncle Moe was ashamed because the word around the stable is he's Hung like a man JV
2. What's wrong with Uncle Moe? His WNBA contract prohibits playing other sports. Dave in Macomb.
1. He said he injured his leg moving boxes from a burning stall, but everyone knows he was doing late night steeplechase with friends. Paul