Karsch And Anderson Top Ten 3-9-11
Harsher Penalties than Jim Tressel's two-game suspension:
-Johnny: Not being invited to the taco party outside Bill's office
-James: Kalin Lucas will throw a ball at Tressel's head
-AJ: Tressel has to wear Bill Cosby's sweaters this season
-Chris in Allen Park: Jim Price will no longer refer to Columbus as a "nice area"
-Nick: Instead of suspending Tressel, OSU suspends the actual sweater vests
-Taylor from Orion: Put Tressel in a dark tunnel with Rod Marinelli and only one shovel
-Mike: Sentenced to life…time supply of backrubs and bedtime visits from Jessica Alba
-Dave in Memphis: The precedent has already been sent by Dean Wormer at Faber College. Put him on double-secret probation
-Adam: Has to write "I will not cheat" 100 times in front of the NCAA Ethics Committee
-Bunk: Only allowed to eat half a paczski
