Karsch And Anderson Top Ten 3-4-11
If the NFL gets locked-out, what will people do for jobs?
-Harold: Rod Marinelli will get a job with the county, repairing water main breaks with his sharp pick
-Mitch in Monroe: Wherever George Foster works, he will always show up early
-Neil in Harrison Twp: Tim Tebow will be at the vineyard…he can turn water into wine
-Brian: Brian Cushing and Ed Hochuli will be on SNL as the new Hans & Franz
-Fooch: Drew Brees will become a spy, aka a "mole"
-Caleb: Drew Stanton can be a choreographer and teach people how to Dougie
-Ahmed in Dearborn: Derrick Anderson will get a job as a comedy critic
-Trucker Mike: The Wings will pick up Suh, finally adding that big tough defender the fans are always crying about
-Trink: Ben Roethlisberger will get a job at In-N-Out Burger
-Jeff: Roy Williams will be the guy who drops the ball on New Year's Eve