Jokes you can tell at Thanksgiving dinner

CHICAGO (CBS)-- The election buzz may bring our nation's biggest political issues to your family's Thanksgiving table in a few weeks. 

That's why, we want to provide some preapproved jokes sure to break the ice this turkey day. 

Try these out: 

• How does Thanksgiving always end? With a "g."
• My friends told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I couldn't quit COLD TURKEY.
• How are Thanksgiving and Halloween alike? They both have gobble-ins.
• What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A har-vest.
• When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? In the dictionary.
• Why did the cranberries turn red? They saw the turkey dressing!
• What do you do when you accidentally sit on the sweet potatoes you made for Thanksgiving dinner? Bring squash casserole instead.
• What does a vampire call Thanksgiving? Fangs-giving.
• Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots.