Joslyn James: Fatal Attraction?
'Well, I see a trainwreck comin'...it's just around the bend. Ain't seen the wife & kids since he sent'em back to Sweden. Tiger was schtookin' this old porn star...she keeps tagging along.'
OK. So, Johnny Cash I'm not. But, you get the point. Tiger is in it deep with this crazy broad. I'm talking about Joslyn James, the 'former' porn star and 'alleged' mistress. Joslyn wants an apology. Joslyn releases sexts or sex texts. Joslyn releases more evidence of affair. Joslyn plans to be at Master's. Joslyn will strip at Pink Pony near Augusta. Yadda, Yadda, Yadda.
As a marketing guy - I think Joslyn is crazy. Crazy like a fox. I'd follow him to every tour appearance and strip at the biggest club near the course. The publicity would be endless. She'd make a ton of dough. Draw huge crowds. And, maybe, just maybe, Tiger would take that poor workin' girl back. Doubt it. But, they'll hook up for a quickie again.
The cynic in me differs. The cynic fears she's s**t-house rat crazy. The hot Joslyn James is morphing in to Alex Forrest from Fatal Attraction. It started with demanding an apology. Then drifted to releasing texts. Then to showing an envelope with her real name (wait, James isn't her real last name...those aren't her real - never mind). Now, she announces she'll be at the Master's. Tiger! Watch it. Pretty soon 'Glenn Close' will be standing in your kitchen digging a butcher knife into her thigh while the pet rabbit boils on the stove. Good luck with that.
I've seen the work both of you do with little white balls. Gotta say, your great. But, she....she's...hmm. I watched her work with more....Let's just say I watched every bit of her film frame by disgusting frame - twice. You're both impressive and in a perfect world would make a great couple.
But, Tiger - Run. Stop texting to Joslyn's iBone. Ignore her (Alex Forrest is not going to be ignored). Move on. Let her take some of that cheap booze from the champagne room and wash down her 15 minutes of fame.
Just please film it.
