Diarrhea Causes Yankees To Lose!
CHAN HO PARK is the South Korean relief pitcher for the Yankees, and he couldn't prevent their loss to the Red Sox in last Sunday's season-opener. But he did a lot better against them three days later.
Why such a bad showing? He had wicked case of diarrhea!
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When a reporter asked him about the bad game, he managed to say four times in one minute that it was because he had diarrhea. And his teammates couldn't stop laughing.
In related news, the Orioles have announced that the dug out meal for all Yankees gmes will be Mexican take-out. (joke, btw)
