RIP Jim Gaffigan, by Jim Gaffigan
The comedian gets a jump on the obituary writers by composing a memorial for himself.
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The horror! Jim Gaffigan on horrible kids' movies
The comedian says that the sacrifices parents typically make for their offspring pale in comparison to buying tickets and sitting through objectively bad movies geared towards children.
Jim Gaffigan on horrible kids' movies
The comedian says that the sacrifices parents typically make for their offspring pale in comparison to buying tickets and sitting through objectively bad movies geared towards children.
Jim Gaffigan on the lessons of an uncharged phone
For most of us, the memory of discovering an uncharged phone is seared into our consciousness. But not Jim Gaffigan's children.
Jim Gaffigan on the "complex process" of keeping his kids' cellphones charged
For most of us, the memory of discovering an uncharged phone is seared into our consciousness. But not Jim Gaffigan's children.
Jim Gaffigan on his non-existent plans for the summer
It's summer, a time to relax. So, why is everyone intent on making plans, for trips far away from home? Comedian Jim Gaffigan, who likes to avoid stress, questions the logic of this.
You have summer plans? Jim Gaffigan does not
It's summer, a time to relax. So, why is everyone intent on making plans, for trips far away from home? Comedian Jim Gaffigan, who likes to avoid stress, questions the logic of this.
Jim Gaffigan on Father's Day for men without kids
Every third Sunday in June all the men who have generously taken on the role of dad in some child's life are honored with coffee mugs, neckties, and barbeque equipment. For all the men who do not have children, don't feel left out; comedian Jim Gaffigan has a message for you.
On Father's Day Jim Gaffigan ponders the peculiar lives of childless men
Every third Sunday in June all the men who have generously taken on the role of dad in some child's life are honored with coffee mugs, neckties, and BBQ equipment. For men who do not have children, don't feel left out; comedian Jim Gaffigan has a message for you.
Jim Gaffigan: From laughs to ZZZs
The comedian has learned that his routines can be useful for children having trouble falling asleep. It's not the kind of affirmation he was looking for.
Jim Gaffigan's straight talk about the Christmas season
It's December, it's cold and crowded, and comedian Jim Gaffigan chafes at the obligation to greet others with "Happy Holidays!" He'd rather be honest.
Jim Gaffigan: This is NOT "the most wonderful time of the year"
It's December, it's cold and crowded, and comedian Jim Gaffigan chafes at the obligation to greet others with "Happy Holidays!" He'd rather be honest.
Jim Gaffigan on politicians with their hands out
The comedian says he's being obsessively stalked by the Democratic and Republican Parties, who have one thing in mind.
Jim Gaffigan on the incessant texts from politicians asking for money
The comedian says he's being obsessively stalked by the Democratic and Republican Parties, who have one thing in mind.
Jim Gaffigan is baffled by pumpkins
The comedian says October, officially "pumpkin season," is the strangest of all made-up seasons – and that "pumpkin spice" isn't what you think it is.
Jim Gaffigan: The horrors of older kids
After years of standup in which he's complained about his five young children, comedian Jim Gaffigan has discovered something truly terrifying: being the father of five older children.
Jim Gaffigan on what the Super Bowl really means
The "Sunday Morning" commentator opines on today's very American holiday – a mix of blood-pumping patriotism, violence and commercials, enhanced with foods we actually enjoy.
Jim Gaffigan on the New Year
The comedian's oldest child is almost a high school graduate – which means time is playing tricks on us.
Jim Gaffigan on 2022: The future is here!
The comedian's oldest child is almost a high school graduate – which means time is playing tricks on us.
Jim Gaffigan on celebrating Jesus' birthday
The comedian ponders the evolution of the holiday season, which started with one man's birth, and now involves indoor trees and door-to-door singers.
Jim Gaffigan: What would Jesus want for his birthday?
The comedian ponders the evolution of the holiday season, which started with one man's birth, and now involves indoor trees and door-to-door singers.
Jim Gaffigan on aging "gracefully"
The comedian discusses his less-than-graceful attainment of years, and its effects on his knees.
Jim Gaffigan on the perils of aging gracefully
The comedian discusses his less-than-graceful attainment of years, and its effects on his knees.
Jim Gaffigan: Quarantine Week 5 sanity check
“Sunday Morning” gets a status report on comedian Jim Gaffigan's quarantine with his wife and five messy children.
Jim Gaffigan: Are we naïve to believe it's over?
The comedian refuses to say WHAT it is he hopes is "over" (so as not to jinx anything), but he's optimistic that the thing is over.
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