The Don Geronimo Show - May 23, 2012
Don begins the day by telling us he got another voice mail from the owner of the station in San Diego that has been interested in the show. Apparently he got rid of the Program Director that has been standing in the way of syndication in SD. We also hear about Little Joe and his flat tire yesterday, and the very old guy who was sent out to replace it. Don then tells us about loyal listener Star, and her sexually expletive tweets. Don even has Slow Joe read her tweets from the past 24 hours in his signature laid back, borderline retarded drawl. After Don tells us why he now loves United Airlines, Star actually calls in to discuss her raunchy tweets, and the guys ask how she is able to find time to sleep between her textual escapades.
Don then tells us about a "beloved" comedian from a "critically cherished sitcom," who "forces women comedians to watch him pleasure himself," and the guys try to figure out exactly who it is. The callers and texters even chime in with their guesses. Craig then tells us a story he just saw on twitter, about a woman in Singapore who put menstrual blood in her boss' coffee. After hearing a clip of a Korean woman trying to say "Coke," we hear Jerry Seinfeld tell us which episode of "Seinfeld" he like the least. This gets the guys into a discussion about their favorite Seinfeld episodes, and once again, the listeners call and text in with their favorites.
After some USFL talk, and Don's "Sex With A Midget" story, we hear that Hostess may have to shut down if it doesn't get bought out. We also hear sitcoms in German, Penn Jillette rip Obama over his stance on drugs, celebrities reading "50 Shades of Grey," and a 911 dispatcher sleeping during an emergency call. It's then time for the "Phantom News Hour." Today, Phantom talks about Ford getting its logo out of hock, a Cupertino, CA man caught using fake barcodes to steal Legos, and a pizza chain in Dallas giving away pizzas on June 5 to anyone who orders in Spanish. And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!
