The Don Geronimo Show - June 5, 2012

Don starts by telling us that Nicole, the waxing lady, is here, as is Bipolar Mary, who now says she doesn't want a bikini wax as she asked, because she shaved herself. Mary comes into the studio to talk with the guys about her shave job, her son, and her boyfriend, before Nicole comes in, and waxes Mary's eyebrows and upper lip. Mary then shows Nicole her shave job, and Nicole says she needs a serious wax, as Mary has done an awful job! Nicole does her best do fix up the wreckage Mary created, as the guys comment on the grizzled strips of wax that Nicole continues to place beside Phantom. It's then Craig's turn to get waxed. Craig, who Nicole says, is "better groomed" than Mary, takes his position, and Nicole tries a few different waxes on him, as well as an electric hair pulling device. She even has Mary pull off one of the wax strips.

After the waxing madness, Don tells us that the Taco Bell "Doritos Locos Tacos" are the greatest selling fast food item of all time, and that Oprah is being stripped of her responsibilities with her own cable channel. Don also reads off a list of the top 10 most hated Americans, tells us about his visit to the men's room during the break, a Portland, Maine reporter who said the Celtics/Heat game ended in a tie, and a Dutch man who turned his dead cat into a helicopter.

It's then time for the "Phantom News Hour." Today, Phantom tells us that Disney is pulling all junk food ads from its programming, Disneyworld is raising its prices, Guns n' Roses gets pelted with beer during a show in London, and Jessica Simpson signs on with Weight Watchers. And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!