The Don Geronimo Show - January 5, 2012
Today, Don begins the show by discussing the medical benefits of nose picking, and tossing around the idea of giving Dave a "Friar Tuck" haircut a la Tim Tebow, if Denver loses to Pittsburgh. Don then pulls out an app that he bought for 99 cents that has a bunch of random sound effects, and then a "Mr. T" app in which you can play a bunch of Mr. T quotes, even at the same time, which Don does on numerous occasions throughout the show. We then hear a 911 tape of an 18 year old who asks for permission to shoot an intruder in her house, and a video of a man who proposed to his girlfriend at a UCLA basketball game and got rejected.
The Kings sucked again last night, and Don and the guys voice their displeasure, before going to a news report of the 911 call, and making fun of the reporter's corny voice. The guys then play a new game that Don introduces, called the "Impossible Trivia Game." The guys play two rounds, while ripping Tom Couzen's new column in today's Sacramento Bee, and viewing the Casey Anthony video diary in between.
Don then interviews Westwood One broadcaster Tony Bocelli, who is calling the Cincinnati/Houston game on Saturday (which will be on 1140 The Fan @ 1:30). Tony talks about the future of the Jacksonville Jaguars, his old NFL days playing in Jacksonville, and the Denver/Pittsburgh match-up on Sunday.
After finding out that Russell Brand likes wheelchair sex, which contributed to his divorce with Katy Perry, we hear from Don that Chaz Bono is saving up to buy a new penis. The guys then look at online photos of giant clitoris's, and also find a nude photo of Adrienne Curry on Twitter. Don then plays a series of clips, including Rick Santorum saying he doesn't like Black people on welfare, then denying he said "blacks." and Matt Lauer telling Donald Trump that nobody cares if he runs for President.
We also get to see a new educational film today from 1950, entitled "What Makes A Good Party?" Don then reads a story on deadspin.com about a "Whites vs. Blacks Madden game," in which two teams were separated depending on race, and then played each other. It's then time for the "Phantom News Hour." Today, Phantom talks about gasbuddy.com predicting gas prices in Sacramento reaching $4.40 a gallon this year, a new Girl Scout cookie being introduced, and the American Medical Journal reporting that sex gets better for women as they get older. And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!
