The Don Geronimo Show - February 9, 2012
Today, Don begins by telling us that "Archie" from the Archie comics has married the black girl from "Josie And The Pussycats," and has had an interracial child. We then hear that Little Joe was late to the station today because his kids hid his keys from him, so his wife Laura had to drop him off. The guys then talk about the Kings "Blackout Game" tonight, and all the events that will be going on there. Don then tells us about the email he got from long time loyal listener Dennis Murphy, who wants to go to the Bunny Ranch in Reno, because he hasn't gotten laid in over ten years! Don gives Dennis a call, and the two talk about him coming out here, as well as some of the good times they had back in the day on The Don and Mike Show.
After hearing a few clips, including a girl who fell off the stage during American Idol last night, Will Ferrell announcing the Chicago Bulls lineup, and Mimi Alford describing losing her virginity to JFK, Don plays Password with the listeners for the last of the Kings tickets. Don has Dave and Phantom give the clues to the listeners, and after the tickets are given away, Don has Dave give clues to Slow Joe in the category of "Reality TV." It takes Dave almost two minutes to get Slow Joe to say "Top Chef!"
Don then tells us that after all that Janet has gone through in the past week, on top of that, her iPhone crashed on her today. Dave and a few of the texters offer a few ways to reboot her phone to fix it. Don then plays a compilation of his epic farts from this week, before calling in Craig to get Chris Burke (Corky from "Life Goes On") on the show! Chris talks to the guys about his new projects, getting recognized by people, and working for the National Downs Syndrome Society. He even does an intro for the "Phantom News Hour!"
After reading another sexist Cosmo quiz, and a more accurate Askmen quiz, it's time for the "Phantom News Hour." Today, Phantom talks about Rick Santorum needing more money to keep his campaign momentum going, the new iPad being available in March, Denzel being waterboarded for 45 minutes in filming his new movie, and Gary Busey files for bankruptcy. And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!
