Happy Birthday, Joan Rivers! The late comedian would have been 83 on Wednesday. She was born on June 8, 1933.
Click through to read 10 of Rivers' greatest zingers.
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"Elizabeth Taylor, fat? Her favorite food is seconds."
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"I've never seen a six-month-old so desperately in need of a waxing."
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"I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware."
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"Boy George is all England needs -- another queen who can't dress."
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"Madonna is so hairy. When she lifted her arm, I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit."
"If Kate Winslet had dropped a few pounds, the Titanic would never have sunk."
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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds."
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"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
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"I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery."
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"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."
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