"I am reading all the 'Dear Netflix' tweets as if they were the lyrics to Stan by Eminem." -MattBinder
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I feel so used
"dear @netflix, i'm pissed at you. at least take me to dinner before you...well, you know." -nikkalanz
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Voice of reason
"Dear people who are typing Dear Netflix, let me remind you that subscribing to EVERYTHING is still cheaper than buying 1 DVD. #spoiledbrats" -AshGreyson
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To Hulu, everybody!
"Dear Netflix: Hulu is looking like your hot younger sister. With cake." -mstephen
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Sincerely, Redbox
"Dear Netflix thanks for giving me so much business sincerely RedBox" -KhloeOdomStyle
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If you do the math...
"Dear Netflix, A combo meal usually saves me money rather than buying a burger, fries and drink separately. Love, David (member since 2004)" -dvideostor
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Oh, love
"Dear @Netflix I hate that I'm addicted to you and can't quit you despite you abusing me." -GregoryNg
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You're like gas
"Dear Netflix, I thought you provided movies, not gasoline. Regardless, thanks for lubing it up a bit first. Signed, Soon-to-be ex customer" -jeshface
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We're breaking up
"Dear Netflix: It's not me, it's you." -CoryOBrien
