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20 funny end-of-the-world tweets
It never ends
My husband just informed me Judgement Day is this Saturday. So, great, another thing I have to fit into my schedule! *throws hands up*
I really don't have time for the world to end this weekend. Plus, the weather is supposed to be crappy.
With all the 5/21/11 end of the world talk why am I on a diet??? If we make it to 5/22 I'm back on the diet #justanotherexcusetoeatchocolate
Worst thing about the end of the world on Saturday? We won't know how OPRAH ends!!! #ApocalypseBummer
This must be the worst end of the world thing ever, because they didn't even make a movie about it.
Mom = devil
My mom acts like the devil. Judgement day is on her birthday. Coincidence? I think not.
It's raining doom
Saturday #may21 forecast: "Doomy with a chance of rapture?" Haha #0chance
Harold Camping must surf
Dude really predicted the end of the world on pacific time. Guess he wanted to catch some waves before the rapture
Where's Morgan Freeman?
The only way I would believe in judgment day is if morgan freeman came up to me & told me I was god
The more I think about it, the more I think Harold Camping set this Saturdays "rapture date" just to beat the Mayans. :)
Can I get a discount?
Someone just called up our dealership and asked if we were having a Judgement Day Sale this weekend.
The end of the world is on saturday? Well, I guess I don't have to go to tutoring... ;D
Judgement Day on Saturday. We're all gonna die. Again.
Give me food!
Since judgement day is apparently on the 21st I'm just gonna eat everything I've ever wanted to eat on the 20th and then peace out
I'll bring the dip
Who wants to have a rapture party this Saturday? I'll make clam dip...
Fashion faux pas
Remember everyone, it's gauche to wear white before Judgement Day.
Just my luck
Apparently Saturday is the #Rapture, and the end of the world as we know it. Will likely also be the day I finally hit #Powerball.
Too much work
As a coder, I don't envy the theologian who had to calculate this Saturday as the end of the world. Time zones, Julian/Gregorian calendars?
What's everyone doing for "Judgement Day"? Any rapture parties I should attend? Will Santa Claus be there too?
Looking forward to it
If the rapture happens this Saturday does that mean I get to sleep in?
So the world's going to end on Sunday while I'm out of the country? Better pack my electronic thumb and towel.