On the @Lord_Voldemort7 Twitter account, "The Dark Lord" tweets things about Harry Potter and perhaps his real-life musings. His latest tweet today: "#thingsnottodoonpublictransportation Talk about how you wish you were riding a broomstick instead..." Hmmm, wonder what happened during that train ride.
Dr. Tobias Funke
Hit show "Arrested Development" has been long gone, but aspiring leading man and nevernude @drtobiasfunke lives on via Twitter.
Barney Stinson, the likeable womanizer on "How I Met Your Mother" (played by Neil Patrick Harris) has an "official Twitter page." Follow @Broslife to get tips on being awesome. His tweets are legen - wait for it - dary.
White Girl Problems
With tweets like, "Honesty is hard," "This menu is making me really, really nervous," and "My memoir sucks," it's easy to relate to @whitegrlproblem - even if you're not Caucasian.
Jesus M. Christ
Not to be confused with devout Christians in cyberspace, @Jesus_M_Christ makes lots of followers chuckle with his crude jokes - many of which have sexual connotations. We're guilty for laughing - just don't tell anyone or we'll go to...
Your Friend From HS
You know you went to school with this girl. She looks so familiar. And her tweets - yeah, you have to know @FriendFromHS. But guess what, you don't really know her - she's not real. However, the things she talks about are just what you'd see from many girls you know from high school who never left your hometown. (Unless that's you!)
@darthvader is suspicious of Steve Jobs, eats Ben & Jerry's ice cream and re-tweets tech news. Interesting. May the force be with your tweets, evil orphan Annie. We like that you keep us up-to-date.
Although his tweets are not as interesting as Darth Vader's, @Chewbacca is still follow-worthy. Okay, so no one can really understand his gibberish rants, but his Twitpics alone are hilarious.
Peanut Free Mom
Although many can be easily fooled by @PeanutFreeMom - it's almost impossible to tell she's joshin' followers - "Debra Jones-O'Brien" is really mocking overprotective mommy bloggers out there with self-righteous parenting advice.
With a tagline of "looks like we got a regular Albert Einstein on our hands here," @alberteinstein (who's from the "beyond"), makes gravity and philosophy funny. If this jokester were actually serious, you'd probably just utter, "Is this guy for real?"
Little baby @Stewie of "Family Guy" is tweeting! Hooray! True to form, he says things like, "Alright which one of you peons tried to get my password reset? Hrm? You want to end up next to that cow of a mother on my naughty list?" (We wonder if someone really did try to reset Stewie's password - you can't get anything past him!)
Everyone's got an aunt like @YourAuntDiane. She's artsy, eccentric and says the most random things, such as, "Thought about how there are zoos and had to be rushed to the emergency room." What?!
Ever wonder what it would be like if Bruce Banner's alter ego was drunk? He'd watch the "Teen Choice Awards" or at least that's what the @DRUNKHULK Twitter account would have you believe. He certainly is funny, but we can't stand his poor grammar and the fact that he tweets in all caps all the time!
That's right - a girl named Erica has a fish in a fish bowl... And that fish is tweeting @ericasfish. And what a political fish Erica's is. Its fifth proposal for a bowl upgrade has been denied and now it regrets its presidential vote. Some of us can relate.
@Satan is alive and well on Twitter. Based in - where else? - hell, he gives us a comical glimpse of what life would be like if we don't quit being evil. (You know where you'll end up.)
If the planet had feelings, this is what she would say. @Earth's tweets are as funny as its tagline.
Very nice! @Borat, who you might remember from those uncomfortably funny movies and skits, is bringing that crude awkwardness to Twitter. We dare you to follow him. Get ready to blush and cringe.
Bronx Zoo's Cobra
When the Bronx Zoo in New York City, N.Y. lost a cobra, it wasn't long until he was found on Twitter. We love @BronxZoosCobra's animal-related status updates from the point of view of - well - the cobra that went missing months ago. Its current location: "I'm at the Bronx Zoo. For now."