Zingers From Our Readers On Stallgate

Stallgate has brought out the smart-alecks among our readers. Here's some of the best:

Am I the only one who didn't know there was a toe-tapping signal for wanting to conduct lewd activities? I wonder how many times I've had my MP3 player on in the bathroom [and] I was really telling other guys I wanted to *****. – “Rob”

Hey Larry: wanna date? – “Mark Foley”

Now, this is why I use an escort service. It's much more discreet and you don’t have to be in one of those disgusting airport bathrooms. – “David Vitter”

Hey Larry, you need to take a page from Mark Foley and me: blame this all on 'alcoholism' like we did! – “Bob Ney”

And a more sober note from “Jack in Phoenix:”

Jeez, the GOP is just falling apart in front of our eyes. Pretty soon we'll be as disreputable as the Democrats. Whatever happened to limited government, lower taxes and a strong national defense? That seemed to carry us pretty far...