Video shows drunk driving suspect making phone call on cigarette pack
(CBS) - An allegedly intoxicated Russian driver gets searched by cops and pretends to make a phone call to his very important father, but the video above seems to show the man - unable to find his cell phone - trying to use first his own hand and then a pack of cigarettes to make the call.
Before going night-night on an officer's shoulder, he makes sure we know that he is NOT DRUNK.
Pro tip: If you're trying to get out of trouble with the police, don't pretend to make a phone call on a pack of cigarettes. Cops are highly-trained in the delicate art of noticing stuff like that.