After President Obama released his birth certificate yesterday morning, he appeared in the White House briefing room to prove that he was indeed born. Still, the robot rumors persist.
It was a day for wild exaggerations, or at least the woozy feeling from straddling the two poles of the news moment. At one end: The president named his new national security team, at a time when the country is engaged in combat in several countries. The chairman of the Federal Reserve was scheduled to give a long-anticipated press conference about the state of the economy. Peaceful protesters were being gunned down in Syria. At the other end: There were so many news cameras in New Hampshire to cover Donald Trump's visit there you might have thought that the royal couple itself had planned to honeymoon on Lake Winnipesaukee.
This isn't the end of the world as we know it. But it's not a great moment. And it's worth asking, before we arrive at the next Most Embarrassing Moment in American Political Discourse, how we arrived at this pass. If we're going to apportion blame, then let's be clear about who gets what.
What is the danger of Trump? That a man with money, the ability to attract news coverage and a crusading ignorance of the facts will hijack the political conversation? You might argue that's pretty much already happened. Sure, Trump has elevated this to a kind of Dada performance art, but for a lot of people the political system is already a joke. It's only those of us in the political class who are just now waking up to this. Part of Trump's appeal is that he is a giant middle finger to the political system--the politicians, the press, all of us.
This is all very postmodern, of course. Trump is not a champion of those who have lost faith in the system. He's a champion of himself. His views are not well-known. But he is a place for the faithless to park their feelings.
It's also worth asking what, exactly, Trump is defiling. The political system in which candidates are pressed repeatedly on their views on side issues like evolution? The political system in which candidates spend most of their time and energy fixated on raising money from a group of people with extremely narrow interests? The political system that routinely allows candidates to give meaningless answers to questions that they simultaneously claim require an adult conversation?
The president wants to present himself as the only adult in the crazy political world: I am focused on important issues that you care about. This gave him a chance to do that. He called out the "carnival barkers," but he also called out the media for its obsession with shiny objects like his birth certificate at the expense of more "important debates." Politicians in Washington weren't going to have any time to address the serious issues, he said, if they were distracted with side issues like this one. "We're not going to be able to do it if we spend time vilifying each other. We're not going to be able to do it if we just make stuff up and pretend that facts are not facts."
Obama has struck this pose before, during the fight over extending the Bush tax cuts and the threat of a government shutdown. (One suspects that, if there hadn't been a crazy distraction upon which the president could play out this theater, the White House carpenters would have erected one.) That the president sought to make his stand on the day that Trump was visiting New Hampshire showed that while he may disdain the political media, he isn't above taking advantages of its appetites.
The president was right, of course, that the media eats this stuff up, though he overplayed his hand by claiming that the birther story was the "dominant" one in the week that he gave his big budget speech (National Journal checked his math). So why did he say it? There are at least three reasons someone would hold this view: You're fibbing to make your position look better, you're so totally obsessed by cable that it defines your world, or you're in a defensive crouch. None of these reflects well on this president, even in a moment when there are other throbbing targets worthy of our condemnation.
The risk for the White House in releasing the long-form birth certificate is not that it would elevate Trump. The White House would dearly love it if the GOP became the Trump Party. It makes Republicans look loopy and unserious to the voters that will decide the general election. The issue also creates tension within the party, as more earth-bound Republicans (who, like Obama, claim that they are adults focused on serious matters) try to kill discussion of the issue.
For Donald Trump, however, the overriding issue has always been Donald Trump. "Today I'm very proud of myself," Trump said in New Hampshire. One of the great benefits of the Tea Party movement has been to reacquaint some Americans with the nobler qualities of some of our founders. Humility was key among them. Washington took to the new presidency with reluctance. Trump would have put his name in gold leaf above the first presidential residence in Philadelphia.
Trump has moved his focus to questioning whether Obama was qualified to attend Harvard. (Obama graduated magna cum laude and served as editor of the Harvard Law Review, trinkets not just distributed at the bookstore.) One of the evils of racism is that it locks in the idea that no matter how well you do, your achievements will never be considered legitimate. Because of the color of your skin, someone will always be raising doubts about you.
The only way Trump can top himself now is to attack Obama for not serving in Vietnam. Maybe he's saving that for the fall campaign, along with the dancing lions and flaming acrobats.
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