Man hid in portable toilet tank at Colo. yoga festival with evil intent, say cops

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(CBS/AP) - After possibly the most disgusting act of peeping tomfoolery in recent history, Boulder police are searching for a man found hiding in the tank of portable toilet at a Yoga festival in Colorado.

Yes, he was hiding in that part of the port-a-potty.

Boulder police say a woman alerted authorities after she lifted the toilet lid and noticed something moving down below. The man she asked to check it out reported seeing someone covered in a tarp inside the tank.

According to festival security the suspect eventually emerged from the toilet, covered in human waste, and fled.

Police say the suspect is thought to be in his 20s and is being sought on charges of criminal attempt to make unlawful sexual contact.

The suspect was presumably also being sought on charges of being totally gross and creepy.