Kardashians unveil 2013 family Christmas card

In what has turned into yet another Krazy Kardashian tradition (read: marketing move), the TV family has released their latest Kristmas Kard.

And while their portraits have definitely been over-the-top in years gone by, this one takes the (fruit)cake, thanks to celebrity photographer David LaChapelle.

The photo, conceived by LaChapelle, features Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian Odom, Kourtney Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Kylie Jenner, Kendall Jenner and Bruce Jenner in a room filled with dollar bills and money signs. Kourtney's kids, Mason and Penelope, are in the photo, but Kim’s baby North is noticeably absent -- as are all of the men save Bruce who is trapped behind glass in the corner of the photo, and who is probably really wishing he hadn’t insisted on being in this “family” holiday card (the photo was originally going to be just of the Kardashian women, but Bruce demanded to be included).

And while you could read into the many hidden meanings behind this portrait – the ATM machine, the TVs, the tabloids, the money, mannequins, and Mason Disick looking utterly defeated at the ripe-old age of 3, and Bruce, oh Bruce – we will leave it for you to dissect.

Kim, meanwhile, is getting into the holiday spirit, promoting the Kardashian's E! Christmas special on Instagram: 

Tell us what you really think in the comments below. And for a closer look, click on their parent company’s website, E!.