Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency

So Janice is officially on a new night on Oxygen but she is still badder than ever.

The show picks up where we left off the first week with model TJ having an intimate relationship with the client from Linea Pelle, Donna.

It seems the relationship is real — at least for now — and Janice isn't as pissed about it as I thought she would be. Stina rocks at the photo shoot. (She is still my favorite people and now you see why.) She gets to do her first nude shoot with just a handbag. It was hot, hot, hot.

Janice then takes her models and herself to visit her dentist. The best part is that he had to do some work on the queen so her gave her some "funny" gas to loosen her up. Classic TV here, people.

Jordan gets her chompers fixed for free, so she is happy.

Dentist day turns into spa day and all the girls get buffed, scrubbed, peeled and injected. Lisa get the award for most brave of the day when she volunteers to get her lips injected to make them bigger. It's a good thing this show doesn't promote natural beauty or I would be real confused.

Now onto some serious stuff. Nyabel takes a meeting with Janice to discuss her feelings that Peter plays favorites and she thinks it's because she is black. Peter, never one to mince words, says that it's not that he doesn't like her, it's just that she doesn't photograph well. Janice defends her honor and it's a regular old bitchfest going on. In the end, Janice wins, as usual.

Harcore Watch Co. comes into the office to book some models for a national campaign. They need five girls and five guys. They pick Chris, Adrian, Billy, Maurice and Brian. For the girls they pick Stina, Pierce, Gia, Crystal and Desiree, the voluptuous blonde.

While Desiree is shooting, one of the guys from casting remembers he once shot with Fargo and decides to pick Fargo over Desiree even though Fargo isn't even there. Luckily the blonde stars were aligned for Desiree and Fargo had to work, so both blondes got to work and Desiree got her wish to do the ad campaign.

Chris and Crystal got to shoot together, which is perfect because they actually have some romantic history. They steamed up that camera lens for sure.

Chris and Andrew get some TV time this week and they tell their story about them living together. For some girly reason, Andrew is a big cry baby and whines for about five minutes of my life that I can never get back. He says Chris doesn't deserve it because he doesn't work for it.

In typically fashion, Chris then books a big job to go work in Tokyo for six weeks for $10,000 with Crystal and John. Andrew cries like a big baby and that's a wrap for Janice tonight.