I Told You I Was Sick

Celebrate Plan Your Own Epitaph Day with a virtual tour of some of history's most infamous engravings.

Life is a jest: and all things show it. I thought so once; but now I know it. -John Gay
	Here lies the bodyOf Margaret Bent She kicked up her heels And away she went. -Margaret Bent
Here lies the bodyof Jonathan Blake Stepped on the gas pedal Instead of the brake -Jonathan Blake
	Here lies the body of our Anna Done to death by a banana It wasn't the fruit that laid her low But the skin of the thing that made her go. -Anna Hopewell
Reader if cash thou art In want of any Dig 4 feet deep And thou wilt find a Penny -John Penny
	Office up stairs. -Dr. Fred Roberts
Born 1903--Died 1942 Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was. -Harry Edsel Smith
	Here lies Johnny Yeast Pardon me for not rising -Johnny Yeast
There is something to be said For being dead. -Eugene O'Neill
	Here lies W.C. Fields. On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia. -W.C. Fields
By and by God caught his eye. -Epitaph for a waiter
	I told you I was sick. -Anonymous