Disgruntled duo deposit dead animals at Pa. bar, police say

(CBS/AP) BROOKVILLE, Pa. - Two men walk into a bar - one has a dead groundhog, the other, a dead grouse.

Don't tell me you've heard this one.

Police in western Pennsylvania are investigating a case of "bar kill": a groundhog and a grouse, both deceased, tossed into a tavern by dissatisfied customers.

The Courier-Express reports the animals were tossed into Bill's Bar hours apart Sunday in Brookville, about 70 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.

Brookville police Chief Ken Dworek tells The Associated Press that the suspects are an underage man who was refused service at the bar and another who was turned away because of "an alcohol problem."

Here's the kicker.

The chief says such a use of animals is a fairly common problem in Brookville. He says, for example, "a guy will get in an argument and put a dead squirrel on his girlfriend's doorknob, that kind of thing."

Brings to mind the phrase...creature discomforts.