Election years make for the best Halloweens. I discovered this in 1996, when I was overcome by the irresistible urge to borrow a jacket and tie from my father and go trick-or-treating wearing an enormous rubber Bill Clinton mask. At the time I barely understood political affiliation. But I knew the ludicrous sight of the presidents smiling face bobbing atop the body of a fourth grader would inspire generosity in even my most tight-fisted neighbors.
(I like to think that when I told the adults who opened their doors that children would die if they neglected to add their spare pennies to my UNICEF box, I was channeling Clintons spirit, if somewhat simplifying his approach to international aid. But I digress.)
As for my trick-or-treating companion, whom I had convinced to accompany me as Bob Dole: She wound up with a little more than half as much loot as I did, which wasnt far off from that years electoral vote breakdown.
Halloween at Yale may be all about cleverness and debauchery, but I still think of it as the quintessentially American holiday. Teachers go blue in the face explaining the basics of our political system to their young students, but nothing puts theory into practice quite so well as systematically harassing ones neighbors for candy. Does sitting around the dinner table with your family on Thanksgiving do anything to demonstrate the intersection of participatory democracy and capitalism? Has any child left a Fourth of July fireworks display well versed in the principles of competitive self-promotion and supply and demand?
Im convinced that the three hours I put into making appearances as Clinton in 1996 and as Al Gore in 2000, were worth 100 hours of actual canvassing. If people are going to vote, they want a face to connect with, a hand to shake. There is something disappointing in the notion of overeager college students appearing on your doorstep to campaign for a candidate when you know that somewhere else, other citizens are getting to meet the guy himself.
Indeed, while there are still states to be contested and swing voters to coddle (or alienate), my New York City neighborhood will never see the likes of an actual candidate. The least I could do was give my neighbors a taste of the big time, however small and illusory. Plus, walking a metaphorical mile in Al Gores shoes gave me a sense of real empathy for the guy which came in handy over the following few weeks.
It was not until I had reached relative maturity that I grasped the extent to which the role-playing went both ways. Campaigns are just one protracted Halloween, and this one is getting more creative than most. Assisted by $150,000 of fancy clothes and jewelry purchased by the McCain campaign, Sarah Palin gets to dress up like the kind of politician who could actually run the country responsibly.
Meanwhile, Barack Obama knows the all-too-common humiliation of sticking a foot in the front door only to have ones costume misunderstood: Whats the point of all those years of elite education if youre only going to be mistaken for a terrorist sympathizer?
McCain, for his part, seems comfortable with the nastier side of the holiday. If I had to name the political equivalent of toilet-papering all the houses on your block, it would be the McCain campaigns recent spate of robo-calls. The initial rush of power that comes with playing dirty pranks on ones opponent only makes the trickster forget that these things tend to come full circle.
As he veers from angry to bewildered and back again, McCain reminds me of a kid in my ninth grade class who came into school on Oct. 31 wearing a printed photograph of his own face. The makeshift masks expression straddled the murky line that separates religious ecsasy from abject horror, and while we all knew that there used to be a genuine person underneath, the force of his pixilated grimace obscured reality. One cant help wishing, if only for the countrys general amusement, that McCains advisors had noted that Halloween observances change dramatically at a certain age. A child of six can get by with only a winning smile and a vague display of imagination. But if youre still trick-or-treating after the age of 15 or 70 youd better start showing some serious skin.
The candidates fervor this Halloween season is all the more remarkable considering the common knowledge that those are carrot sticks and toothpicks, not chocolate, waiting at the bottom of the bag. It may not be wise to bob for apples that might be concealing razor blades, but you have to envy their enthusiasm. Politicians, after all, will be kids.