Charlie Sheen to Lindsay Lohan: "Work on Your Impulse Control"

FILE - In this Jan. 9, 2011 file photo, Lindsay Lohan attends the Los Angeles Lakers New York Knicks NBA basketball game in Los Angeles. Lohan's attorney is denying allegations the actress stole a $2,500 necklace. Attorney Shawn Chapman Holley wrote in a statement released Saturday Feb. 5, 2011 that she and Lohan will fight the case if charges are filed against the 24-year-old.(AP Photo/Alex Gallardo, File)/FILE - This Jan. 28, 2009 file photo shows Charlie Sheen in Los Angeles. (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello, File)
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Charlie Sheen, left, and Lindsay Lohan.

Charlie Sheen's recent interview with Dan Patrick was, to steal a word from Sheen himself, epic.

There's been enough brouhaha about it in the press in the past couple days that Sheen called in to Patrick's show Wednesday to clarify some things he said.

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The most amazing moments came at the end of the eight-plus minute phone call,  a follow-up to his earlier call-in, when Sheen offered advice to Lindsay Lohan, who's had plenty of problems of her own.

"I dare you to get Lindsay on the show. You get Lindsay on the show, I'll call in," Sheen said. "I've got some advice for her."

Patrick let out a howl as if  he couldn't believe what he was hearing.

"I've got some things I'd recommend she consider because I don't tell anybody what to do," said Sheen.

"What's your one piece of advice if I have Lindsay Lohan on?" asked Patrick.

" on your impulse control," said Sheen, apparently without irony. "Just try to think things through a little bit before you do them."

He added, "Now check it. I was not there in the store, the necklace, the thing, some bracelet, who cares? I mean, it's just...They're so desperate to vilify without fact."

Sheen didn't say who "they" are, but he did end his brief call-in with Patrick by telling him, "I love you."

Listen to Charlie Sheen's call to Dan Patrick here.