Karsch And Anderson Top Ten 7-11-11

OSU self imposed sanctions: They can't sell U of M gear at the horshoe. -Matt in Troy

Greg – OSU players will only be given great deals on USED cars.

Gold pants will be downgraded to silver pants. – Jason

The woman gymnastics team will no longer be given "gold leotards" when beating rival Michigan for fear they will sell them for profit. Ron Macomb

OSU punishment- banning all sweater vests until they once again come back into fashion Dave in Troy

Ohio st will have to refer to themselves as 'ohio state' instead of 'the ohio state' for the first 7 games of the season. -tony at work.

The "I" of the script Ohio will have to be dotted by a piccolo player instead of a senior Sousaphone player.

Ohio state scouts, coaches, and recruiters are hereby banned from recruiting high school players from two of the greatest football states-Alaska and Hawaii

Other Ohio State sanctions - They will have to pay Gene Lamont to stand outside of car dealerships and "stop" players from entering

While OSU was cleaning out Tressel's desk they found a comprehensive list of self imposed sanctions but he did not know who to give them to. Chuck