The Greatest Summer Job EVER!

If you're looking for a summer job where you get to meet lots of interesting people . . . and then feel them up . . . I have just the thing for you.  

This week, officials in a French resort town called Sables-d'Olonne announced they're conducting an online search to find two "creamers."  Their job will be to rub sunscreen on hot French people at the beach. 

According to the job listing, applicants must: 

#1.)  Be young and good-looking 

#2.)  Have a sense of fun, and the ability to organize beach activities

#3.)  Have at least a little medical knowledge

#4.)  And be able to speak French

 (--They're calling it "Le job de l'été."  For you ignorant Americans, that's pronounced "Le job delay-tay" and it means the "job of the summer" in French.  Sort of. )

--The job will run for six weeks, from July 10th through August 22nd.  And it pays $1,150 a week, or about $6,900 overall.

--The deadline to apply is May 26th.  Applicants are required to submit a resume and a 45-second video explaining why they should get the job.  (Independent)

(--You can apply for the job, or check out the candidates so far and vote on them, at www.lejobdelete.com.  The website's all in French, but since the ability to speak French is a job qualification, that shouldn't be a problem for you . . .)