Ray Lewis Facts.....

1. There is no 'ctrl' button on Ray Lewis's computer. Ray Lewis is always in control.
2. Ray Lewis can sneeze with his eyes open.
3. Ray Lewis can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
4. Ray Lewis destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
5. Ray Lewis can kill two stones with one bird.
6. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Ray Lewis.
7. Ray Lewis is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. When Ray Lewis does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
9. Ray Lewis can slam a revolving door.
10. Ray Lewis's once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
11. When Ray Lewis falls in water, Ray Lewis doesn't get wet. Water gets Ray Lewis's.
12. Ray Lewis once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one
13. Ray Lewis has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
14. Ray Lewis doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. He  throws down!
15. It takes Ray Lewis 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes
16. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Ray Lewis pajamas.
17. Ray Lewis doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bed frames, and sidewalks..
19. Ray Lewis invented his own brand of toilet paper, but it failed miserably because it didn't take crap from anyone.
20. When Ray Lewis does division, there are no remainders.