One fan's sarcasm on the lack of fans at Camden Yards..

Ouch! I ran across this post from "O's Fan in Milwaukee" in the Baltimore Sun..

There were SO FEW PEOPLE at the Yard last night, I could:

- hear Schmuck selling T-shirts in the press box.

- hear cards shuffling in the O's dugout.

- hear Miggy say 'wow, we're actually worse than when i was here before'

- hear Markakis tell Brob 'we got our contracts, who cares?'

- hear Weiters tell Crawford 'get ready, here comes #2'

- hear DT during a visit to the mound say 'please get this guy out or I may be a scapegoat sooner than i thought'

- hear 2 fans 20 sections over talking about how they should move down to the front row.

- hear one beer vendor say to another how they better look for different work.

- hear AM up in his suite say 'i better fire Trembley soon to take some heat off of me'

- hear one reporter in the press box say to another 'i just don't see how we can go along with this nonsense any longer'

- hear one fan say to another 'i wonder where wayne sits. I'd love to shake his hand and tell him how he's been right all along'
FOLKS, come to the ballyard. You can enjoy an entire section all to yourself, with your own personal usher and vendor.

And if you bring your glove, you can go home with at least a dozen foul balls...

It's amazing!