Must be the stache
Watching Carl Pavano dominate the Orioles hitters last night, it reminded me of a guy with a similar name that pitched for the Yankees a few years ago. Wait a sec... it's the same guy!! How the hell can that be? This Carl Pavano is one of the league leaders in wins with 12. That guy couldn't stay healthy, and when he did pitch, he wasn't very good. Some would say he couldn't handle the pressure of pitching in New York, but I have another theory. I'm convinced its the fantastic porno stache that Pavano is sporting this season. Almost makes me wanna grow one myself.
