Hubby Down...Mop Up In Aisle 9

 A husband and wife are shopping in their local Mini-Mart. 
The husband picks up a case of Bud and puts it in the cart. 
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 
'They're on sale, $10 for 24 cans he replies....it's a bargain. 
'Put them back, we can't afford beer demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. 
 A few aisles further along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. 
Whoa now, what do you think you're doing?' asks the husband. 
'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful. This is for you replies the wife. 
Her husband retorts: 'Downing 24 cans of Bud will make you look even better...for half the price.' 

Husband down...pick-up in aisle 9!