Bulldog's Pigskin Double Entendre(s) 1.0
Ok, Ok ...ok! Football season is right around the corner.
Anyone counting down the days - huh? It gets here; when it gets here...right? Why rush it? Do you know the exact start date of "Ravens Training Camp 2010" (8:45a on July 27th) or when the regular season opener is? Is it a Thursday night?...or a Saturday night?...Sunday at 1p?...Sunday night?...or maybe...
...Monday night, September 13th @ 7p vs. 
at New Meadowlands Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey?!
I have no clue...I really need to check into this situation.I'll get back to ya'll soon.
Anyhoo, with football right around the corner it's necessary to point out that Baltimore football fans will have two teams to cheer for this fall. The Ravens will be hunting down another trip to the Super Bowl, while the Baltimore Charm of the LFL will kick off their inaugural season with high hopes for a Charm City Championship of their own.
With both the ladies and the big-uglies toting the pigskin for our pleasure in 2010, it's VERY important we ALL get on the same page about proper football terminology. Think about all the possibilities for getting slapped in the chops at a Baltimore Charm game for shouting out "double team her; c'mon - do it now...double team her!". What if you're sitting next to "her's" boyfriend or dad? Hmmm? Nobody wants to get tossed in the final seconds of a close game for screaming out "oh man...they're opening up holes everywhere now". I sure dont want it happening to me...do you?
So, as a public service...here is - BULLDOG's PIGSKIN DOUBLE ENTENDRE(s) 1.0. ( Be very careful with these terms...you never know.)
Automatic Hot
Back Judge
Ball Carrier
A Bird Cage
Bomb
Bump and Run
Button Hook
Clipping
Completion
Crackback
Dead Ball
Dead Ball Foul
Defensive End
Double Team
Eligible Receiver
Faking
False Start
Flat
Front Four
Fullback
Gap
Gap Control
Hands Team
Holding
Numbering the Holes
Hot Receiver
A Hurry-Up Offense
Long Snapper
Loose Ball
Man-in-Motion
Man-to-Man Coverage
Neutral Zone
Open Hole
Piling On
Playmaker
Pump Fake
Red Zone
Roll Out
Sack
Sack Pack
Shotgun
Slot
Stiff Arm
Stalling
Third-and-Long...and then Fourth -and-Short
Tight End
Turn-Out
Unnecessary Roughness
Wide Receiver
Wishbone Formation
Wild Cat
To Many Men On The Field
and X's & O's...!!!!
I'll be sure to update the list each week - as needed. Feel free to add to the list on your own...ENJOY!
