Twitter reacts to Justin Bieber paternity allegations
"Finally - a reason to like Justin Bieber." @denisleary
Page Six is impressed
"THAT LITTLE DEVIL! -Justin Bieber hit with paternity lawsuit."@PageSix
The A.V. Club is tearing up with pride
"Justin Bieber hit with his very first paternity suit, is a man now."@TheAVClub
Et tu, Jason Biggs?
"Justin Bieber is my dad." @biggsjason
Adrian Chen will have something to Gawk about for hours
"Gonna spend the rest of the night informing tweens that Justin Bieber is accused of impregnating a 20-year-old and filming their reactions." @Adrianchen
Some want to give Biebs a gold star
"Baby, Baby, Baby, Oh Baby: Justin Bieber hit with his first paternity suit. Welcome to adulthood, Biebz!" @vulture
Justin Bieber is inspiring urban fairytales
"Hearing celeb news that Zooey Deschanel got Justin Bieber pregnant after Kim Kardashians wedding. Then they drove an old jalopy into a river." @rilaws
Men all over are cheering for Bieber
"Biebs hit with a paternity suit? 'At's my man right chea!" @chrismacho
Depressed Darth doesn't want Bieber to make the same mistake he did
"No, I am your father." Justin Bieber to his illegitimate son in 20 years." @DepressedDarth
Someone call Maury Povich stat!
"@justinbieber hit with paternity suit - someone book him on 'Maury Povich' ASAP." @idolator
We're ready to see Justin bust a move
"She need to take Justin Bieber to Muary....and if he not the daddy....u kno he gon bust a move lol." @Anthony954
Well, Justin, have you had the talk?
"No way does Justin Bieber have a three month old kid. I'm pretty sure he hasn't even had 'the talk' yet." @stayp0si
It must be true if it's on the Internet, right?
"Simple biology people: Humans are infertile before puberty." @fagstein
Some people are easily amused
"I've given this a lot of the thought, and "Justin Bieber paternity test" may be the funniest goddamn sequence of words I've ever read." @thecajunboy