This Week, From Zero To 80 In 7 Days

Weekly wrap-up
What do Britney Spears' 11-month-old son Sean Preston Federline and 80-year-old Playboy founder Hugh Hefner have in common?

They proved this week that age ain't nothing but a number when it comes to making headlines.

Sean Preston was named to Esquire's worst dressed list, even though he's a helpless infant at the mercy of his mom's sometimes misguided fashion choices. His dad, Kevin Federline, announced that Sean Preston took his first steps recently, so the kid may be ready to walk the red carpet on his own soon.

2Hugh Hefner announced this week that he never felt better and denied rumors that he had a mini-stroke. Hef hosted his "Midsummer Night's Dream" party at the Playboy mansion Saturday night and a movie-night gathering the following night.

Twenty-something rivals Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan both made headlines this week for announcing "noble" efforts.

Lohan, 20, told Elle magazine that she'd like to travel to Iraq and entertain the troops just like Marilyn Monroe did in 1954. She expressed her admiration for Monroe and revealed, "It's so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be."

3Funny how Lohan wants to be a pinup when in reality Monroe wanted to be recognized as a serious actor.

In a dramatic turn of events, 25-year-old Paris Hilton announced that she is celibate and plans to stay that way for a year. She also said she's had sex with only two men in her lifetime and said that in truth she's "very shy."

Thirty-something crisis or reality show jinx? You decide. On Wednesday, musician Travis Barker, 30, and his wife Shanna Moakler, 31 announced they are getting a divorce. The couple starred in the MTV reality show "Meet The Barkers." Then, on Thursday, Carmen Electra, 34, filed for divorce from Dave Navarro, 39. The couple starred in the MTV reality show "Til Death Do Us Part: Carmen + Dave."

Gwyneth Paltrow, 33, had her second child in April and even though she's a celebrity she struggles with getting her body back in shape just like many moms her age. She told Bazaar that anyone who thinks she's perfect "should see the cellulite on my thighs right now."


Janet Jackson isn't worried about cellulite. The 40-year-old singer, who looks great after losing 60 pounds, posed for the cover of Vibe magazine wearing a barely-there bikini bottom, a shell necklace and not much else.

Jackson has done revealing magazine covers in the past, but does she see a day when she'll start covering up? "Of course. When I'm 80," she tells Vibe. "That's when I'll call it quits."