Is Y! Morale in the WC?

Things are tough all over. But with lay-offs, a massive brain drain and a looming hostile take-over bid from the allegedly Evil Empire (Gates' Microsoft, not Reagan's Soviet Union), times are especially tough for loyal Yahoos.

Says PassiveAggresiveNotes.com's Yahoo tipster: "First they took away our right to stand on the toilets. Then they took away our right to surf on the john. But now -- they've gone too far."

The BNET staff, fishing enthusiasts to a soul, feels your pain.