Epic Boers & Bernstein Caller: Scott In Wicker Park Has Theories On The Sun, Stars & Planets

(CBS) Scott in Wicker Park called into the Boers and Bernstein Show on Tuesday evening. He had theories on the sun, stars, planets, global warming and more.

Some of the most entertaining beliefs he shared, at various points in the conversation:

-- "The sun is a planet"
-- "We all are stars" (of the astronomy variety, not the Hollywood type)
-- "Every planet is a star because only for the simple fact that the sun reflects off every single one of them"
-- Pluto is a planet because "it has gravity"
-- "We thought 30 years ago, Mars was not a planet"
-- There is such thing as "centrigal force"

No, we don't really know what any of that means either, so your guess is as good as ours.

Listen to the call below.