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Why Twitter Ads Won't Work (Funny!)

Twitter will now feature search ads, according to recent news reports. Apparently the Twitter makers were having trouble making money, due to the lack of a business model. So now they're borrowing Google's. Only one problem. It's ain't gonna work. Don't believe me? Here are five videos that explain why.

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REASON #1: People will eventually want real connections with real friends.



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REASON #2: Nobody wants to hear this woman sing again.



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REASON #3: Your parents are watching your every move.



CLICK HERE FOR THE NEXT VIDEO » REASON #4: OMG. (Note: Despite crude title, video is not crude.)



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REASON #5: Twitter is obsolete, anyway.



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