What Was Andy Thinking...In 1996?
01/07/96: "Holidays" - there are too many holidays
01/14/96: "Politicians And Their Props" - items politicians use to illustrate a point
01/21/96: "First Lady" - Hillary Rodham Clinton
01/28/96: "A Night on the Town" - eating in restaurants
02/04/96: "Junior" - having Jr. attached to a man's name
02/11/96: "Tall" - what it's like to be very tall
02/18/96: "The Candidates" - the Republican candidates
02/25/96: "The Issues" - seeing both sides of a question
03/03/96: "The Meaning of Flat Tax" - the word `flat'
03/10/96: "Charities" - groups soliciting funds for charities
03/17/96: "Credits" - movie credits are too long
03/24/96: "Andy Reviews 60 MINUTES" - Andy talks about last Sunday's program
03/31/96: "News Worthy" - news stories about the Catholic Church, Colin Powell and Andy Rooney's age
04/07/96: "Time" - promotions in the mail and on Television
04/14/96: "Truth" - determining when people are lying
04/21/96: "The Clintons Take A Trip" - how much the Clintons' trip to the Far East would have cost the average couple
04/28/96: "Ivins & Co" - people including Billy Graham, Art Buchwald, James Kilpatrick and Shana Alexander who gave commentaries on past 60 MINUTES programs
05/05/96: "Auction" - Andy talks about the prices he would ask if he held an auction of his personal possessions
05/12/96: "Montana" - FBI confrontation with the Freemen
05/26/96: the Internet
06/02/96: "Our Government" - the U.S. Government should be downsized
06/09/96: "Packaging" - misleading size of packages
06/16/96: "Time-of-Year" - what spring means on Andy's calendar
06/23/96: "Where's Dole?" - questions for Bob Dole
06/30/96: "Coffee" - making coffee
08/04/96: "Speech" - Andy's speech at the National Press Club (05/21/95)
08/11/96: Andy at the Republican National Convention
08/18/96: "Women Mowers" - women cutting the grass
08/25/96: "In-Line Skating" - Andy looks at a new fad
09/01/96: "Type A and Type B" - the differences between Type A and Type B personalities (OAD: 12/03/95)
09/08/96: "Conventions" - Andy reports on the Republican and Democratic conventions
09/15/96: "Magazines" - Andy critiques magazines
09/22/96: "The Presidential Campaign" - what's wrong with the way we elect a president/Andy offers to interview Ross Perot
09/29/96: "Foreign News" - less foreign news on the networks
10/06/96: "The Great Debates" - what Andy thinks of presidential debates
10/13/96: "How's My Sodium?" - Andy goes on a diet
10/20/96: "Andy Critiques the Debate" - Andy looks at the second Presidential debate
10/27/96: "Immigration" - a citizenship test"Immigration"- a citizenship test
11/03/96: "Bob Dole" - why Andy thinks Bob Dole will lose the election
11/10/96: "Concession Speeches" - what losing candidates say
11/17/96: "Liquor Advertising" - Andy doesn't approve of commercials for liquor on television
11/24/96: "Andy's Eyebrows" - people criticize Andy's appearance
12/01/96: "The Blimp" - Andy takes a ride in a blimp
12/08/96: "Books" - books sent to Andy by publishers and authors
12/15/96: Saks catalogue
12/22/96: "Christmas Tree Decorations" - how people decorate their homes
12/29/96: "Important Questions" - unresolved issues as 1996 ends