The Apprentice
"The Apprentice" is back and the team lovingly welcomes Frank back from the boardroom, it's clear there were excited that he was the one returning.
The challenge this time is a tough one to me, the teams must design swimwear for the designer TRina (never heard of her before) and THEN put on a fashion show.
Putting on a fashion show is hard enough for Marc Jacobs let alone these people. And the new twist this week that the WHOLE winning team will be exempt from the boardroom next week, that's huge so they better let their inner designer rule. Nicole is the PM along with Heidi because her team has not lost yet. Michelle spends most of her time bitching about how she feels left out when she should be working on the challenge, and Kerry comes up with this crazy idea for a men's suit that looks more like woman's underwear. The men's shorts are tight and pink, I mean I don't know many men other than him that would have the balls (sorry no pun intended) to put that suit on, except maybe him which is exactly what he does.
Kerry and Michelle actually model in the show, very brave of both of them. After the suits went down the runway it was team Kinetic that ended up winning which is Heidi's team, this is their second win in a row and the second time for Heidi to sit next to Donald when he fires someone's, no to mention the other team must live outside AGAIN (oh poor them, can you blame me for not feeling that bad for them? they have running water.)
The winning team gets to go to a party a Hef's house, talk about a dream come true. And I am in LOVE with their new show "Girls Next Door" on E!, you have to watch it, it's hilarious. Hef's girls Holly, Bridget, and Kendra greet them at the door and everyone seems to have a permagrin. Great reward, especially when they actually got to talk to Hef. Hef shares his story of how he started Playboy and needed to take out a loan to start the magazine he had so little money (I never knew that and I probably should have.) Anyone for a dip in the grotto? All I can say is that Hef's house had the BEST food when I was there, so I hope they all stuffed their faces.
Boardroom time and I have a feeling it's going to get ugly over this mankini they made. Almost immediately even before Donald enters the room like the king with one of his signature ties, the team is all over Kerry and his mans suit, or mankini and I will call it from here on out.
Donald goes on to say Kerry can wear it because he has a great body (the suit is almost smaller than a woman's boy short bottom), and the Donald gives himself some props by telling the world that he also has a great body and could wear something like that. Oh, how I was hoping he would put it on right then and there, but no luck. I am sure somewhere right now someone has already photoshopped Donald's head over Kerry's body when he wore the suit in the fashion show. Kerry talks about how there is some friction with Michelle and she is not really a team player, and Heidi points out to Donald that it should be the PM's fault because they should of never approved that suit in the first place (I totally agree you are the project manager manage your projects.)
Nicole chooses Kerry and Michelle to join her back in the boardroom. Trump goes on to say that no man would ever wear a pink bathing suit, I love his blatant honesty even when it's not always true. He brings out the pink suit but picks it up with his pen so he doesn't have to touch it. I guess he thinks pinks suits have cooties.
Kerry gets fired but gets to keep the bathing suit.