Learn to flirt!

(CBS) - Let's say you just finished watching a music video of male models singing Elvis. (Just a totally random example.) You might be thinking, "Golly, how could I ever find a man like that?" (Maybe try runway shows?)

Well have no fear, single person. Here's a lady with crazy eyes telling you all about the art of flirting. (It's all in the eyes.)

Eye contact! It's so simple! Whenever you meet a potential mate, stare daggers at them until you're both uncomfortable. Then, you are officially a couple.

Also, Melvin? Maybe lay off the sauce, buddy.

Thanks Everything is Terrible for this video. Which is terrible.