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Grey Group's New HQ -- Dysfunctional Decorating Masquerading as Ad-Agency Creativity

Grey Group's new HQ at 200 Fifth Avenue in New York is a hilarious example of how ad agencies believe their value is somehow tied inherently to the quality of their interior decorating. The new space is a trendy, open-plan affair with an industrial/residential vibe and slabs of raw, reclaimed oak, according to the N.Y. Times.

It's also a bit of a nightmare for the staff: Cubicles and offices? Gone. Privacy? Gone. Storage space? Gone. Eating tuna for lunch? Gone (the smell). In their place are ... boxes:

Those in creative positions got one box; everyone else got two.
If staffers want to call their doctor or health insurance provider, they now have to find a conference room or leave the building (pictured) so colleagues don't overhear. Naturally, they're distraught:
... a business psychologist will hold "space therapy" sessions to ease any lingering concerns.

[Business psychologist Joel Mausner] is planning to hold three types of sessions: one to let employees mourn the loss of the old building; a second to come up with ways to handle potential drawbacks of the open plan; and a third to help workers use the new space to its full potential.

"A lot of people think it's a bunch of nonsense, but it can be very helpful to reach a collective understanding of how they're going to behave differently in the new space," Dr. Mausner said.

Uh huh. Chalk me up as one who thinks it's a bunch of nonsense. If moving your office requires en masse psychological counselling, then it's the fault of the office, not the staff.

Grey is not the only agency that thinks looking like a nightclub somehow equates to creativity: TBWA Hakahodo and JWT in New York both have grass growing on their inside walls, and both Grey and JWT have in-house bars.

Grey even has a bedroom -- with glass walls. Obviously. Because that's the kind of logic-free concept any client would love.

Image: Google Street View.

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