Fire Up that Printer

Thank you for calling the help desk.

Well I'm glad I got you. My printer isn't working.

Was it working earlier today?

Yes, but it isn't working anymore.

Does it have power?

I don't know. It's plugged in though.

Are the lights on it lit?

No, but it is really bright.

Which light is bright?

I told you the lights aren't on.

Can you check the cabling please?

Okay. OuchÂ…darn it. The cables are still connected.

When did your printer stop working sir?

When it caught fire.

Sir? Is your printer still on fire?

Yes. And it isn't working.

Do you have a fire extinguisher?

Wait a minuteÂ… I'll go get itÂ…