Hello tech support.
Hello. This is Mr. Fenster. I have your Internet service.
Yes, sir, how can we help you?
Well, I connected with the service okay, but it won't hang up.
You can't disconnect?
No. What should I do?
Sir, I can barely hear you. Are you in front of the computer now?
Goodness no. It won't hang up I told you. I had to go down the road to a pay phone to call.
Well, sir, in an emergency like that you could try turning the computer off.
Why didn't I think of that?