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WOW: Man puts 2,747 toothpicks in his beard

(CBS) - What do 3,000 toothpicks look like in someone's beard?

I don't know.  Sadly, Youtube user beardpick didn't quite achieve his lofty goal, but he did manage to lodge a whopping 2,747 toothpicks into his facial hair, which you can see in the above video.

"Holy cow!" says a kid who just happens upon the experiment.  Holy cow, indeed!

The result? It sort of looks like a porcupine attacked his face.  And we here at The Feed will dutifully try to find you a video of a porcupine attacking someone's face to post in the near future for comparison purposes.

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