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William Shatner: Talk like him on his 80th birthday

William Shatner as Captain James T. Kirk from "Stark Trek." AP

(CBS) William Shatner turns 80 Tuesday. Yes, the man behind the iconic Capt. Kirk, the smooth-talking Denny Crane and flat-foot T.J. Hooker is an octogenarian.

Show your respect for the legendary actor/writer/director/producer's birthday by talking like him. Youknowyou...can...doit.

(Watch a video about how to talk like Shatner below.)

For those of you unfamiliar with International Talk Like William Shatner Day, here's some backstory: According to its Facebook page, both Doug VanHorn, a regular guy from Columbus, Ohio, and Maurice LaMarche, a voiceover actor, had designs on getting people to talk like Shatner on his birthday, March 22 - complete with the strange pauses, sudden bursts of anger, the rising and falling inflections and the speedy diabtribes - and started their own projects.

VanHorn created a Facebook page and LaMarche posted a YouTube video. After learning of each other's existence - and thinking perhaps the other had stolen his idea - they joined forces.

My suggestion for quoting Shatner is to use this piece of Capt. Kirk dialogue from "Star Trek V: The Final Frontier" - the movie in which the Spock's half-brother can alleviate a person's pain - for its sheer awesome badness:

"Damn it, Bones, you're a doctor. You know that pain and guilt can't be taken away with the wave of a magic wand. They're the things we carry with us, the things that make us who we are. If we lose them, we lose ourselves. I don't want my pain taken away! I need my pain!"

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