(CBS) By now we've learned that Charlie Sheen talks. And talks. And talks, randomly, nonsensically, at length. One of the things he talks about is his willingness to return to "Two and Half Men" (because, you know, he's a man of his word).
Warner Bros. put the kibosh on that idea.
The Hollywood Reporter obtained a letter that Warner Bros. attorneys sent to Sheen's lawyer Marty Singer. The important part:
"As you know, there have been no discussions, there are no discussions, and there will be no discussions, regarding his returning to or having any involvement in the series," reads the letter.
"The series" is "Two and a Half Men" and there's no gray area in that statement. So Charlie Sheen is NOT returning to the sitcom.